Hello my friends, and welcome to another edition of the Gimli Gazette, where I fill the Internet with my insights into the nature of the universe, and teach the world to sing in perfect harmony from my humble paddock at Mercy Spring Ranch.
This is the week each year when I extend birthday wishes to Miss Mo and Ladyhawke. I used to include Mr. Connor in this annual listing, but that is no longer necessary (he is in a place where time is no longer recorded). It is also the week when the ranch celebrates my birthday. There is already a line of UPS trucks pouring into the ranch to deliver birthday presents to me from around the world. I may ask Mr. John to build me a structure like the new greenhouse to hold them all. My international fans remember me each year in this way.
The big news at the ranch is the arrival of Jireh as the latest member of the herd. You will find many pictures of him on the MSR Facebook page. I must say that he is already making a great first impression. He plays constantly with the old arena deflated ball, and is quick to seek affection from visitors to the ranch. We have been getting along very well. I have to make sure that he does not put any moves on my true love (Hawke); but apart from that, he is fitting in well. It is great to have someone to play with in the arena.
The new session with the children will be starting soon. There are details on the MSR Facebook page about when to call in and sign up. I can’t wait to hang out with the children again. They are my joy, and the main reason why I am not continually on the road with my music and modeling career. Serving the children is why I am here at the ranch.
And speaking of modeling, many of you have commented on how impressed you are with my video performances on Facebook. Some of you have even suggested that I consider a movie career. I have a camera-friendly face that viewers find compelling. Before I commit to a Hollywood production, I should probably shoot a few music videos to promote my upcoming album release. If I do produce a full-length feature film, I should probably make it in Gimliwood (once construction on this new city which I have designed is completed).
The ranch will soon be filled with shoppers looking for quality tomato plants. On Saturday, March 14th from 9am to 1pm, the ranch will be selling a wide variety of Heirloom Tomato Plants. While I do not eat tomatoes myself (they give me gas), many of my human friends consider them to be quite tasty. Stop by my paddock while you are here for a free selfie and a chance to gaze upon equine perfection. I hope to see you then!
Well that’s all for now. The ranch is gearing up for another busy year. I am thrilled to be a big part of it!
Happy Trails,
Gimli March 3, 2026