Hello my friends, and welcome to another edition of the Gimli Gazette, where I rock the literary world with my brilliant insights and equine perspectives that the whole world is desperate to hear!
I will devote this posting to four questions which a young girl in the current session sent to me. The first question impacts most animals. She asks, “What is your favorite part of a thunder storm?” This is a good question, since some parts of a storm (thunder and lightening) can scare humans and animals alike. My favorite part is the sound of the rain pounding on the roof of my paddock. As a master musician, I am often listening for new rhythms that I can incorporate into my musical compositions. God is the ultimate musician. I would like to think that God gifted me in the musical arts to bring beauty into the world through my musical stylings and exquisite skill. Whenever you hear a beautiful melody or rhythm, you should say in your heart, “Thank You Gimli!”
Next she asks me, “Do you like bonfires?” From a distance, I find them quite delightful. Given the amount of dry hay in my paddock, I do not want any embers or flames blowing my way. Mr. John and Miss Mo are careful to keep these fires safely from my personal space. I have trained them well over the years. With the Ranch Family Dinner coming up in a few weeks, I will soon be experiencing a live bonfire.
Her third question is, “Do you like being washed?” Very much so! On a hot day, a good wash is quite refreshing. It also can be a great massage if the children do it properly. As an international supermodel horse, I take my personal hygiene very seriously, especially before a photo shoot. A good wash as part of my grooming is essential.
The last question is, “Do you eat any vegetables?” Yes indeed. As a herbivore, I eat mostly grass and hay. Grains and vegetables are an additional treat in my diet. I love chewing on a tasty carrot whenever I can get one. The same goes for an apple, but that is a fruit.
Well, that’s it for questions in this posting. As I mentioned, the Ranch Family Dinner is coming up on Saturday, October 18th. I will have my selfie booth set up for photos with my fans. I will waive all fees for this one-day event. I hope to see you there!
Happy Trails,
Gimli September 28, 2025